On Halo ODSTs

I can never get over how fucking badass these guys are.

They're not Spartan. They're not cool guys who aren't afraid of anything. They're entirely normal humans, and how exactly do they choose to enter battle? They go into starships, get into big metal coffins, and then the starship fires these coffins FROM SPACE directly into battlezones. And, if your coffin survives the drop from space, it busts open and you're immediately ass deep in aliens who would like nothing more than to fashion you a hat out of your lungs and a necktie out of your intestines.

Imagine the chrome-plated balls you have to have for that.